Lyrics:

Politically correct and mentally erect
I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best
But life ain't nothin but a bowl a grits and this United States proud crap
makes me sick
People tell me don't make a name for yourself cause that's the only way you're
gonna get outta this hell
I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can but
I'll never understand

It's guaranteed
I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age, Home of the free Land of the brave, I can't
survive this day and age
It's guarenteed I'm making minimum wage

I'll take a work strike over a tax hike any day of the year and
I don't care about anything as long as those striking ain't bottling beer
Give me a gun let's go get the XXX he wouldn't mind he's protected by the
aliens
I've got a green man in my backyard
This time the goverment has gone too far

It's guaranteed
I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age, Home of the free Land of the brave, I can't
survive this day and age
It's guarenteed I'm making minimum wage
Minimum wage

It's guaranteed
I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age, Home of the free Land of the brave, I can't
survive this day and age
It's guarenteed I'm making minimum wage
Minimum wage x3