Lyrics:

Yes Indeed, Here We Are!
at Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
where I Stole The Mar-Juh-Reen
an' Widdled On The Bingo Cards In Lieu Of The Latrine
i Saw A Handsome Parish Lady
make Her Entrance Like A Queen
why She Was Totally Chenille
and Her Old Man Was A Marine
as She Abused A Sausage Pattie
and Said Why Don't You Treat Me Mean
(Hurt Me, Hurt Me, Hurt Me, Oooooh!)
at Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get Off The Bus!)
where I Stole The Mar-Juh-Reen&

saint Alfonzo
saint Alfonzo
saint Alfonzo
saint Alfonzo
ooo-Ooo-Wah&