Lyrics:

If I ask you difficult questions If I make improper suggestions Would you find that a risk to your health? Would you put me up on the bookshelf With the books and the plants? Desperate but not serious Your kisses drive me delerious If I were kind and adoring How would that be? Very borring Mister Pressman with your penknife Always asking about my sexlife And who with and how many times? Desperate but not serious Your kisses drive me delerious All the advice seems so unkind