Lyrics:

Sandler Adam
What The Hell Happened To Me?
Memory Lane
[M1:] 'Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun'
[all agree]
[M2:] 'Whoa, do you smell that skunk'
[All:] 'Yeah
[M2:] 'You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up'
[all agree]
[M3:] 'It kinda reminds me of smelling weed'
[all agree]
[M1:] 'Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy'
[all agree]
[M2:] 'It reminds me of smelling an ass'
[all agree]
[M4:] 'It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass'
[car screeches, he drops out of the car]
[M4:] 'Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it'
[M1:] 'I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo'
[M3:] 'Oh my God, that was a little out there
Hey check out a water slide, man
Those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that'
[all agree]
[M1:] 'Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year
Who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable'
[all agree]
[M2:] 'Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with
And when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi'
[all agree]
[M3:] 'It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down
One of those things and he was going
So fast his bathing suit fell off
And I just stood there at his big beutiful hairy balls flopping around
Holy geez I wanted to lick em''
[car screeches he drops out of it]
[M3:] 'I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that'
[M2:] 'I always knew that guy was a little wierd'
[M1:] 'Hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome'
[M2:] 'It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place'
[M1:] 'It reminds me of my first date with this girl named Ginger
I took her to a pizza place'
[M2:] 'Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza
And then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me
In the ass in front of his kids'
[car screeches, he drops out of it]
[M2: 'Hey don't get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it'
[M1:] 'Man they were all crazy, hey, what's that'
[Cow:] 'Moo'
[M1:] 'Oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh'
[car chrashes]
'Hey that last skit was written for a reason
If any of your buddy's have fooled around with a 60 year old man
Don't throw them out of your car, or you will die
Now enjoy the rest of the album.'