Lyrics:

If anybody knows her I bet They never chose her but it don't Mean a thing And pardon me for asking Is it only in passing or did you give Her a ring I'd do anything to hear you say Ethyl my love Ethyl my love I never thought I'd see it I want you to admit you're a sick boy And a fool You're doing what you want and I know You really want to be her Fred-boy Ain't it cool I'd do anything to hear you say Ethyl my love Ethyl my love I could never do it Baby I don't understand And if you ever want to leave, babe I don't think you ever can Ethyl my love Ethyl my love...