Lyrics:

Oh Fyodor you are the most attractive man
Oh Fyodor you are the most attractive man I know,
Your Russian heart is strong and has been bleeding for too long

Oh my Lassie, it's like bad acid
It's getting nasty, she knows

Gymnastic-whores-down-on-all-fours-with-septic-pores-from-fucked-up-
bores-I-would-like-to-give-you-more-my lassie

Oh my lassie, its like bad acid
It's getting nasty, she knows

She knows

Apologies to insect life, what I did was not very nice -