Lyrics:

Now just one thing, that worry my mind
All of these womens, ain't none of them mine

Scaredest I ever been, in my life
Old Uncle Bud liked to caught me, kissing his wife

Now big fish little fish, playing in the water
Come on back here man, and give me my quarter

Just like looking for a needle, in a bed of sand
Just try to find a woman, ain't got no man

Says God made a woman, and he made her mighty funny
The lips around her mouth, just sweet as any honey

Old Uncle Bud, he's a man like this
He saves his money, and use his fist