Lyrics:

Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky This Pet Pig named Porky loved pie He loved pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie, mince tarts and Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky loved Pie for breakefast, pie for lunch, pie in the afternoon and pie before he went to bed. Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky ate soo much pie, Do you know what he did? He popped.