Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Friday night I just got off work
My boss man he's such a jerk
So after work I went to his house
Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass

[Chorus]
Eatin' pussy, and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, and kickin' ass
That's what I do....

That pussy taste good...

[Verse 2]
Monday morning I got laid off
So I celebrated with some alcohol
Standing in the unemployment line
I see this young girls bush and said it's breakfast time
Security Guard said 'you can't do that here'
So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer
Girl at the counter said do you want a job
And I said 'Okay' and then I ate her pussy

[Chorus]
Eatin' pussy, and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, and kickin' ass

That's what I do....

[Bridge]
Pussy in the mornin'
Pussy in the night
I eat a lot of pussy
And then I get into a fight

[Verse 3]
Thursday night I was feeling pretty great
I was walking past the honkeytonk on broadway
I see this young girl, she's smilin' at me
So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee
Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong
Where there's supposed to be a pussy this girl had a dong
I was bored and since I'd paid anyway
I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass

[Chorus V.2]
Suckin' dick, and kickin' ass
(x4)

Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
(x4)

Goddamnit... fuckin' play motherfucker

Where'd everybody go?... Goddamnit