Lyrics:

Every woman that I meet is a headache
Spend my money and ends in heartbreak
See no reason to repeat my mistakes
I'm better off alone beatin off

Every woman that I meet is unfaithful
Every guy in town has stuck in her puss hole
Ya'll can have'er, I hope you like blue ball
I'm better off alone beatin off.

Had enough of this same ol game
Lock my door and grab my best flame
Pull my dick and I start to crane
I finally have some peace in my brain

Sick and tired of this same ol lie.
Rather be unzippin my fly
Pull my dick out and I start to cry
Jackin off with tears in my eye.

I buy her jewelry and expensive lipstick
Turn my back and shes suckin my dad's dick
I've had enough, I'm callin in sick
I'm better off alone beatin off.

Better off alone beatin off.
Repeat 11 times