Lyrics:

Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction.
Forget about your cares, it is time to relax at the junction.

Lotsa curves, you bet
Even more, when you get
To the junction
(Petticoat Junction)

There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
And that's Uncle Joe, he's a movin' kind of slow at the junction,
(Petticoat Junction)

When you hear the dinner bell at the Shady Rest hotel at the junction
Folks will walk a country mile for the chicken country style at the junction
But the dishes to observe are the pretty girls that serve at the junction
(Petticoat Junction)