Lyrics:

This is my house please come on in

It's time to cleanse yourself of sin

Get thee down upon your knees

'Cos non-belief is a disease, Amen



Come all ye faithful, heed the bells

This trip could save you all from hell

Burning crosses through the night

Come and join the holly fight, Amen



So you hear your shephard calling

My wraith won't be denied

Don't stand there looking sheepish

Come and join the flock inside



Who says these people are insane

It's only brainwash, quite humane

A thousand channels take your pick

Another mystic lunatic, Amen



Think you can challenge me come on

I've seen 'em all off one by one

Old Gallileo's long forgot

Though he was right and we were not, Amen



Deliver you from evil

That never was the plan

To those who fall for this one

Deserve the lousy hand



This twisted truth, this slight of hand

Has kept the devil in command

Beyond those gates up in the sky

Sign up now for apple pie, Amen