Lyrics:

I've tried a lot and most things excite me
But what tops it all is doing two things at a time

Life and death, glass and water
Rock and roll, wash and dirty
Christ and Jesus, time and hours

To drive a car and listen to music
To read a book and ride a train

Watch and maker, God and dog
Hammer and saw, babies and nappies
Stop and hold, moon and stars

To be a charming combination
Tense me up
I'm into trying a lot and most things excite me
But what tops it all is doing two things at a time

Knife and fork, pad and felt
Window and pane, country and western
Rhythm and blues, yawn and sigh

This is a lucky night for me
A night when one plus one is three
To read a letter and fall in love
To not sleep and be not unhappy
To watch TV and cuddle
Crême de la crême
Is doing two things at a time

To do two things twice at once
It's so nice, is there a point?

Two things... two!

To be or not to
Time and logic finally
You must enter my two nostrils
Can that be, or am I just thinking?
Life and death
Glass and water...

Two things at a time