Lyrics:

I Love My Lips Narrator: And now its time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. One day while talking with Dr. Archibald Larry confronts one of his deepest fears. Larry: If my lips ever left my mouth, Packed a bag and headed south, Thatd be too bad, Id be so sad. Dr. Archibald: I see, thatd be too bad, youd be so sad? Larry: Thatd be too bad. Dr. Archibald: Alrighty. Larry: If my lips said Adios, I dont like you, I think youre gross. Thatd be too bad, I might get mad. Dr. Archibald: Hm, thatd be too bad, you might get mad? Larry: Thatd be too bad. Dr. Archibald: Fascinating. Larry: If my lips moved to Duluth Left a mess and took my tooth. Thatd be too bad, Id call my Dad. Dr. Archibald: Oh dear, thatd be too bad, youd call your dad? Larry: Thatd be too bad. Dr. Archibald: Hold it. Did you say your father? Facinating! So what youre saying is if your lips left you? Larry: Thatd be too bad, Id be so sad. I might get mad, I call my Dad. Thatd be too bad. Dr. Archibald: Thatd be too bad? Larry: Thatd be too bad. Dr. Archibald: Why? Larry: Because I love my lips. (makes noises in tune with his lips) Dr. Archibald: Oh my! This is more serious than I thought. Larry, what do you see here? Larry: Um, that looks like a lip. Dr. Archibald: What about this? Larry: Its a lip. Dr. Archibald: And this? Larry: Its a lip, its a lip, its a lip,