Lyrics:

Verse

Barnaby:
I'll have to get the bees and birds to tell you
That I've loved you from the start
I simply haven't got the words to tell you
What is truly in my heart
Joking apart

Refrain
When you want me-if you want me
Call me-call me-if you care
When you need me-if you need me
Say so-say so-I'll be there
I've nothing but my heart to bring to you
No money but a questing mind
But if this little song I sing to you
Means a thing to you
Please be kind
When you're lonely-if you're lonely
Call me-call me-anyhow
If you want me-need me-love me
Tell me
Tell me
Tell me now!

Nancy:
I'll love you longer than The Forsyte Saga
And I'll tremble at your frown

Barnaby:
I'd like to cable to Balenciaga
To prepare your wedding gown
Don't let me down

Nancy: When you Barnaby: When you
Want me, Want me
If you If you
Want me, Want me
Call me, Call me
Call me. Call me

Nancy and Barnaby:
If you care

Barnaby:
I've got an answer service

Barnaby: When you Nancy: When you
Need me, Need me
If you If you
Need me. Need me
Say so, Say so
Say so. Say so

Nancy and Barnaby:
I'll be there

Nancy:
I want to make my feelings clear to you
I've never felt like this before

Barnaby:
I'd sacrifice my whole career to you
To be near you
Evermore

Nancy and Barnaby:
When you're lonely-if you're lonely
Call me-call me-anyhow

Nancy: You can reverse the charges

Nancy and Barnaby:
If you want me-need me-love me
Tell me-tell me-here and now!

Barnaby:
I really haven't any good and chattels
But a beat-up Chevrolet

Nancy:
I only know I've got a heart that rattles
Every time you look my way

Nancy and Barnaby:
There's really nothing more to say
Escept that I should like to stay
With you for ever and a day
Ole!