Lyrics:

Ask me any simple question
I'm an information contradiction
Oh, ask me any simple question
I'll bash you in my fiction diction

Pirate punk politician
I got you in a bad position
Pirate punk politician
And I don't need nobody's permission

Split your country down the middle
Break out old banjos and fiddles
Disconnect all angel sounds
Gather up now, let's go

Pirate punk politician
I got you in a bad position
Pirate punk politician
And I don't need nobody's permission

Stood you up now with a wink
Got you all to double think
I'll cut your job, I'll raise your rent
'Cause I'm your so-called president

Pirate punk politician
I got you in a bad position
Pirate punk politician
And I don't need nobody's permission