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Hello, bombjour, hello, bombjour
Hello, bombjour
Good morning, good morning

The obvious drawback
In building a bomb
Is then needing somewhere
Or someone to test it on

What happened to European Community?
Consciences with diplomatic immunity
Find a new toy that's more safe than the atom
The face of a clown with Napoleon's hat on

Did you really mean it?
You've got to be joking
Too late to say sorry
The gun barrel's smoking

Our hope for the future is clear understanding
But you're still afraid that the Martians are landing
The reds 'neath our beds appear far more attractive
Than waking up dead in the radioactive debris

Frère Jacques Chirac, Frère Jacques Chirac
Frère Jacques Chirac
Dormez-vous?
Hello, bombjour, hello, bombjour
Hello, bombjour
Good morning, good morning

You said it's quite harmless
Well I beg your pardon
Why didn't you try it
In your own back garden?

Whatever became of would peace and goodwill?
Don't sharpen the blade if you don't mean to kill
Your knowledge has limits, your folly's unending
Are you insane or just good at pretending to be?