Lyrics:

Love's just the gimmick

A mime or a mimic

That makes sex seem respectable

Make you feel more than a dream holding me

Holding me, holding me, holding me



Lips that seem so kissable

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Why take pleasure in censorship

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She's vegetarian except when it comes

To sex

He's strictly ad lib

Except when he consults the text



Lips that seem so kissable

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You're just the captain of a sinking ship

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Lips that seem so kissable

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You shoulda let your snarl, slip

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