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She never cried when Old Yeller died

She wasn't washed in the blood of the lamb

She never stood up for the Star Spangled Banner

And she wasn't a John Wayne fan

Her baby blue eyes had the warning signs

That woman was bad to the bone

She never cried when Old Yeller died

So do you think I'll cry when she's gone



So desperate I answered an ad in the personals

Hoping to find me a date

A good lookin' non smokin' full figured leo

Was looking to find her a mate

We hit it off we got it on my love was growing so strong

Then I started seeing a side of that woman

I should have seen all along



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I can't believe I just didn't see

The writing there on the wall

Listening to those Barry Mannilow records

Was just one of her character flaws

Sometimes she was rude unnaturally crude

But this good old boy let it pass

But when she cussed in front of my mama

I told she could kiss my



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She never cried when Old Yeller died

And I ain't gonna cry when she's gone