Lyrics:

Hey mister where you headed
Are you in a hurry
I need a lift to happy hour say oh no
Do you break for distilled spirits
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt 1 2
1 2 3 4

Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella poison oak no
There's a drought a the fountain of youth
Now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up I say 1 2
1 2 3 4

Troubled times
You know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitching a ride

There's a drought at the fountain of youth
Now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up
I say shite

Troubled times
You know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitching a ride
(Don't know where I'm going) hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where I'm going) hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where I'm going) hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where I'm going) hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where I'm going) hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where I'm going) hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where I'm going) hitchin' a ride
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