Lyrics:

On an empty old street
A bare naked lady
Came up to me
And said, 'Why are you crying?'
I didn't know what to say
'Cause when she asked me
I forgot
She wasn't pretty
But ooh she was smiling
With her whole body
Gloriously driving me insane
'Cause I could not find the words
Then Big Ben told us it's 10:30
And we were thirsty standing in the rain
So we opened our geggys and drank the water
Better than a soda
We said 'tah' for the black cloud
Bursting in on us
Screamed a police car
And a big man got out
And said 'Why are you laughing?'
We didn't know what to say
'Cause when he asked us
We forgot

He wrapped her body in an itchy blanket
Though she was happy without any clothes
So I opened my geggy and told him to let her be
He clocked me with his billy and took her away
And I waved like the Queen of England
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It was just one of those days
When a bare naked lady
Came up to me
And said, 'Why are you crying?'
I didn't know what to say
'Cause when she asked me
I forgot