Lyrics:

My Funny Valentine
sweet Comic Valentine,
you Make Me Smile With My Heart.
your Looks Are Laughable, Un-Photographable,
yet, You're My Favourite Work Of Art.

is Your Figure Less Than Greek
is Your Mouth A Little Weak
when You Open It To Speak, Are You Smart
but, Don't Change A Hair For Me.
not If You Care For Me.
stay Little Valentine, Stay!
each Day Is Valentine, My Valentine,
each Day Is Valentine's Day