Lyrics:

Howard
what's A Girl Like You
doin' In A Place Like This

mark
i Left My Place After Midnight
and I Came To This Hall
me And My Girlfriend, We Came Here
lookin' To Ball

howard
you Came To The Right Place
this Is It
this Is The Swingin'-Est Place
in New York City

chorus
no Shit!

mark
how True That Is!

howard
oh, How True Indeed

mark
yeah, Me And My,
me And My Girlfriend, We Come Here
every Friday 'n Saturday Night Looking For That
hot Romance We Need
we Like To Get It On--
do You Like To Get It On, Too

howard
well Now, What Did You Have In Mind

mark
well, I'll Tell Ya
well I Get Off Bein' Juked
with A Baby Octopus
and Spewed Upon With Creamed Corn . . .
an' My Girlfriend, She Digs It
with A Hot Yoo-Hoo Bottle
while Somebody's Screamin'
corks 'n Safeties
pigs 'n Donkeys
alice Cooper, Baby . . .
waaaah!

bob
well, It Gets Me So Hot
i Could Scream

chorus
alice Cooper, Alice Cooper! Waaaah!
alice Cooper, Alice Cooper! Waaaah!

howard
you Two Chicks Sound Real Far Out And Groovy
ever Been To A Holiday Inn
mna-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaa . . .
magic Fingers In The Bed (Picture It!)
wall-Mounted Tv Screens
coffee-Host Plugged Into The Bathroom Wall
formica's Really Keen!

chorus
(What Kind Of Girl)
what Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are
(What Kind Of Girl)
what Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are
(I Ain't No Groupie)
don't Call Us Groupies
that Is Going Too Far
(What Kind Of Girl)
we Wouldn't Ball You
just Because You're A Star

fz
these Girls Wouldn't Let Just Anybody
spew On Their Vital Parts
they Want A Guy From A Group
with A Big Hit Single In The Charts!

howard
funny You Should Mention It
our New Single Made The Charts This Week
with A Bullet!
with A Bullet!
just Let Me Put A Little More
rancid Budweiser On My Beard Right Now, Baby
and You Can Show Me How
a Young Girl Such As You
might Be Thrilled And
overwhelmed By Me, Ho-Ho . . .

mark
what Hotel Did You Say You Were Staying At

howard
wanna Split Right Away

mark
not So Fast, You Silly Boy . . .
there's One Thing I Gotta Say

chorus
we Want A Guy From A Group Who's Got A Thing In The Charts
we Want A Guy From A Group Who's Got A Thing In The Charts
we Want A Guy From A Group Who's Got A Thing In The Charts
we Want A Guy From A Group Who's Got A Thing In The Charts