Lyrics:

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight
White, American male
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’
Regional leaders of sales
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, shirt tuckin’, back slappin’
Haters of hippies like me
Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’
Lazyass hippies like me
Tree huggin’, love makin’, pro choicen, gay weddin’
Widespread diggin’ hippies like me
Skin color-blinded, conspiracy-minded
Protestors of corporate greed
We who have nothing and most likely will
‘Till we all wind up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight
White, American males

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders of mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Iving together in two separate worlds
Following leaders of mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame

I know who I like to blame:
Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight
White, American males
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’
Personal friends to the Quayles
Quite diligently workin’ so hard
To keep the free reins of this Democracy
From tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, barefootin’
Folk-singin’ hippies like me
Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’
Lazyass hippies like me