Lyrics:

Well now the school christmas party is coming

Aint doing rugby no more

Mcintyre teaching us waltzing

Out on the gymnasium floor

Nobody battered or bleeding

Nobodys tattered and torn

Mcintyres dim, loud in the gym

Well, weve only got a little (...)

Weve only got a little (...)



And its you, you, youre a disgrace

Mcintyre tore us apart

We dance with ourselves, when the (...) find their space

Waltzing with fear in our hearts

Waltzing with fear in our hearts,



On the big final manoeuvre, all of our heads are a whirl

Getting much closer to the deep thing

This time well do it with girls

In the arena the ladies are waiting

A twelve year old girl for a bride

The matches were fixed, somehow we mixed

And the fat girl got left on the side

The fat girl got left on the side.



And its you, you, youre a disgrace

Mcintyre tore us apart

We dance with ourselves, when the (...) find their space

Waltzing with fear in our hearts

Waltzing with fear in our hearts

Its the secondary waltz



Well you come to my right, and I am under the light

See that my footwork is false

Dont count me out, the start of the bow

Im just doing secondary waltz

Doing secondary waltz

And its the secondary waltz

Yeah, its the secondary waltz