Lyrics:

Well, I love the women
And I love them all the same
I love the women
And I love them all the same
I love the women
But not enough to give them my name

These women make a fool
Out of me, Lord out of me

I take a girl to dinner
She hangs around my neck
When I take a girl to dinner, Lord
She hangs around my neck
She pays the taxi
Also pays my check

These women make a fool
Out of me, Lord out of me

Well, she rubs my back with alcohol
Just to cure my cough
Well, she rubs my back with alcohol
Just to cure my cough
Well, I almost broke my back
Trying to lick the alcohol off

These women make a fool
Out of me, Lord out of me