Lyrics:

What-what-what?



Way up north in a house that's new There were four of us: me, your big feet, and you From your ankle up I'd say you're sure sweet From there down you just too much feet



Oh your feets too big! Don't want you cause your feets too big! Can't use you cause your feets too big! I love you cause your feets too big!



Oh your feets too big! Don't want you cause your feets too big! Mad at you cause your feets too big! I love you even if your feets too big!



Where'd you get 'em? How you get 'em? Where'd you get 'em? Well, I got 'em!



Your girl, she likes you she thinks you're nice You got what it takes to take her to paradise She says she likes your face, she loves your rig But man oh man, them things are too big



Your feets too big! Don't want you cause your feets too big! Can't use you cause your feets too big! I love you cause your feets too big!



Oh your feets too big! Don't want you cause your feets too big! Mad at you cause your feets too big! I love you even if your feets too big!



Your pedal extremities are colossal To me you look like a fossil You got me walking talking and squawking cause Your feets too big!



Where'd you get 'em? How'd you get 'em? Where'd you get 'em? How'd you get 'em!



In the sports, its there where you shine In washing dishes baby you're divine You shine in sports like swimming and duckin' Oh boy! When it comes to truckin'!



Your feets too big! Don't want you cause your feets too big! Can't use you cause your feets too big! I love you cause your feets too big!



Oh your feets too big! Don't want you cause your feets too big! Mad at you cause your feets too big! I love you even if your feets too big!



Your pedal extremities are colossal To me you look like a fossil You got me walking talking and squawking cause Your feets too big!