Lyrics:

Let me tell you ?bout a dog I've got
He ain?t no Fido and he ain't no Spot
He's a blue-gummed, Catahoula, alligator-eatin? dog

Ears like radar, eyes like fire
Feet like a bear, hair like wire
He's a blue-gummed, Catahoula, alligator-eatin? dog

Now ladies and gentlemen, see one of these dogs
Don?t make the mistake about going up to him
And pettin' him over here talkin? about
'Nice little dog, my daddy bought me one when I was a little girl'
You know what's gonna happen
'OWWWW!'


He?s so mean and that's no lie
The cottonmouth bit him, and the cottonmouth died
He's a blue-gummed, Catahoula, alligator-eatin? dog
Now if you ever down in Louisiana
For God?s sakes don't ever put your hand on the
Blue-gummed, Catahoula, alligator-eatin? dog

Now if one of you beer drinkers ever see one of these dogs
Don't make the mistake about trying to pet him
What you do — you walk up behind him
Walk up some, pull up his ear and you blow
'pfooof'

I don?t care what kind of beer you love
Put your hand on that dog, you're gonna draw back a nub
He's a blue-gummed, Catahoula, alligator-eatin' dog
He treats the swamp like it wasn't there
Walk on water, fly through the air


Now ladies, I would have brought him with me tonight
But you know they wouldn?t let the fool on the plane
He kept bitin? out of the cages
And swallowin' all the chains
So I left him home with my granny
She?s the only one that whoop the fanny of the
Blue-gummed, Catahoula, alligator-eatin' dog

Alligator-eatin? dog
Alligator-eatin' dog
'Look out!, here he comes!'