Lyrics:

She's been giving me hassle 'bout my attitude
I've been catching up on my sleep
'Why don't you make a very special effort?'
'Why don't you just give me peace?'
I try to fix it so many times
But there's something wrong with my mind, because
I'm her lover, her lazy, lazy lover
I can't be bothered getting into bed
I'm her lover, her lazy, lazy lover
I'd much rather do it in my head
Sitting in her garden, sitting in a deckchair
She's in a swimsuit eating ice-cream
Looking delicious
Don't mean to be malicious
But my mind isn't where it should be
I try to fix it so many times
But there's something wrong with my mind, because
I'm her lover, her lazy, lazy lover
I can't be bothered getting into bed
I'm her lover, her lazy, lazy lover
I'd much rather do it in my head
I try to fix it so many times
But there's something wrong with my mind, because
I'm her lover, her lazy, lazy lover
I'd much rather do something else instead
[repeat]