Lyrics:

Please be gentle with me
'Cause I've been on a long hard losing streak
And I've down in the dumps
I've been well and truly humped
And my clothes don't seem to fit
Yes, my haircut's looking

Please be gentle with me
Yes, my singing has gone flat out of key
And I've down in the bin
Crawled back out and back in again
Yes, my haircut's looking

I say to myself have I been cursed?
Things are bad, can they get worse?
Can they get worse?

Please be gentle with me
Yes, my backside is hanging out in the breeze
Oh, I've down in the dumps
I've been well and truly humped
And my clothes don't seem to fit
Yes, my haircut's looking

I say to myself have I been cursed?
Things are bad, can they get worse?
Can they get worse?

Please be gentle with me
Be gentle with me
Be gentle with me
Be gentle with me
Be gentle with me
Be gentle with me
Be gentle with me

Please be gentle with me
Please be gentle with me
Please be gentle with me
Please be gentle with me