Lyrics:

(band is drunk and playfully arguing during the SFW sessions)

Oderus: You want me to be funny? You want me to be funny?

BalSac: Hey, I got a request, I got a request

Oderus: What?

BalSac: Let's do "Don's Bong Is Gone"

Oderus: Don's... Bong...

BalSac: Please, just once

Oderus: You guys can't do it

BalSac: Come on, Dong's... Don's Bong Is Gone, do it

Oderus: You gotta let the vocal part start, and then you guys build up then you slowly fade out, okay, it's easy to do. Silence. Then the vocals start, okay, then Derks starts with the vocals, then we sing a little bit together and then slowly the music works in, yeah

(bass line starts)

Oderus (mumbling): ...to tell a story that is deeper...

Where do I begin
To tell a story of a love that never wins
I've, uh, oh fuck (screws up the line)
Where do I start?

Where do I begin
To tell a story that is deeper than the sea
To tell of something that you did to me
How do I start?

Where did I go wrong
When you began something that was more than a song
I thought I knew you when you sucked upon my schlong
Where did it go?

Don's bong is gone
Where did you go now that you've lost it all
When you looked and you turned away, I know
Yes I know, I know, I know

I know that you will never come back to me
When you looked away

Don's bong is gone
Don's bong is gone
Don's bong is gone
Don's bong is gone
Don's bong is gone, gone, gone

Took me, take me...

You don't understand, you don't understand
You don't understand, you don't understand
You don't understand, you don't understand
You don't understand, you don't understand
What you did to me

BalSac: Thank you and goodnight, I hope we passed the audition.

Oderus: What do you know? Fuck, shit.