Lyrics:

You skipped the foreplay
And now the baby's on its way
You swear you don't know
As her belly grows and grows
Oh you thought it was a gift
When she asked you for a lift
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You skipped the foreplay
And now the baby's on its way
When you finally told her dad
It was strange 'cause he was glad
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