Lyrics:

You skipped the foreplay
And now the baby's on its way

You swear you don't know
As her belly grows and grows

Oh you thought it was a gift
When she asked you for a lift

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You skipped the foreplay
And now the baby's on its way

When you finally told her dad
It was strange 'cause he was glad

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