Lyrics:

On the freeway all the cars have stopped 'Cos the big news has dropped All the phones are ringin' It's got all the neighbours singing Police cheif is calling his detectives Navy seals are being selected President is calling his advisors And Greenpeace are putting out flyers We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and Everybody's got to know We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and She can't complain to no man There's a news break for everybody watching Jennifer has just started coughing The doctors can't explain it How did she ever obtain this? All her friends are sending get well cards You can beat it, you just gotta fight hard All the world are sitting home waiting All the priets are singing and praying We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and Everybody's got to know We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and She can't complain to no man (Yeeaaahhhh) SWAT team has Jennifer Surounded Coast guard takes her to an island Out there no one gets effected Jenni lives where she can be protected United nations emergency meeting Declares the whole world is screaming And peace will come If Jenni just gets well Please come home soon We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse than an alien invasion Jennifer has got a cold and Everybody's got to know We've got ourselves a little situation It's worse th