Lyrics:

Dear Abby

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dear Abby, Dear Abby; My Feet Are Too Long,
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my Hair's Falling Out And My Rights Are All Wrong.
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my Friends They All Tell Me I've No Friends At All,
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won't You Write Me A Letter, Won't You Give Me A Call.
c D G
signed, Bewildered.
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chorus Bewildered,bewildered You Have No Complaint,
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you Are What You Are And You Aint What You Aint.
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so Listen Up Buster And Listen Up Good,
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stop Wishing For Bad Luck And Knocking On Wood.
c D G
signed, Dear Abby.

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dear Abby,dear Abby, My Fountain Pen Leaks.
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my Wife Hollars At Me And My Kids Are All Freaks.
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every Side I Get Up Is The Wrong Side Of Bed,
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if It Weren't So Expensive I'd Wish I Were Dead.
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signed, Unhappy.
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cho Unhappy,unhappy, You Have No Complaint ...

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dear Abby, Dear Abby, You Won't Believe This,
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but My Stomach Makes Noises Whenever I Kiss.
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my Girlfriend Tells Me Its All In My Head,
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but My Stomach Tells Me To Write You Instead.
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signed, Noise-Maker. (Cho Noise-Maker,noise-Maker, ...)

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dear Abby, Dear Abby, I Never'd Have Thought,
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that Me And My Girlfriend Would Ever Get Caught.
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we Were Sitting In The Back Seat Just Shooting The Breeze,
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with Her Hair Up In Curlers And Her Pants To Her Knees.
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signed, Just Married. (Cho Just Married, Just Married, ...)