Lyrics:

Show me your sexy trash
But don't go makin' moves that agitate my rash
I'm an American man and I know where I stand
I stand with you in your sexy trash

Columbian warlords are rushing to replace
All the product that they've moved to the United States
With traddaxian crystals from outer space
And the filthy residue of your sexy trash
Your sexy trash

The geopolitical ramifications of lovers when they lie
Because of vegetarians, animals no longer die
We can live as one inside the slaughterhouse of your sexy trash
I'm an American man tonight