When I was a little boy I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey While she was pregnant Unbeknownst to me
I felt bad to say the least And when my little brother was born He had What they'd call 'Fetal alcohol syndrome' The kids used to laugh and taunt him as we'd walk to school
Its about this time that I discovered a drug Called crack-cocaine And by the second grade, I had my classmates hooked And in the fourth grade I threw a big crack party, everyone was invited
And I got a girl named cynthia to blow my little brother for a fix