[Verse 1] I'm a blank page in a notebook Waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks I'm a bathroom wall freshly painted over To cover up swastikas and the names of girls that we called sluts I am the Total Gym' I am the Salad Glove' I'm the Slap-Chop' I'm the Forever Lazy' I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me
[Verse 2] I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid Whose name is most likely Cody He had a juice-box for breakfast and he carries a stick That he most likely found in the alley Cody doesn't have friends and his parents hate each other He wants to find a better way to love his family After school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's
[Verse 3] I'm the camera that watches you When you think you are awake I'm the Jesus fish in the drug traffic van That keeps all their cocaine safe I'm the guy that eats at least fifty chicken wings At an all you can eat buffet I'm the Xbox controller of a drone operator today
[Verse 4] I'm a hologram of a tanning booth In a history class from the future I'm the nuclear test, Operation Dominic That gave my grandfather cancer I'm a video store clerk and an angel of death Hi, how are you? My name is Trevor Prepare to die, Bad Lieutenant 2 Is the greatest movie ever