Lyrics:

We're all gonna die;
This is true
It's true for me and it's true for you
But we could live a little longer if we put our minds to it
The Light Rail runs from Five to Eleven
I'll have your daughter home by seven
If I play my cards right
We'll get real high and ride the lightning
But we can't ride all night
The city needs the money from the DUI's
And the cameras they put on the freeway to catch us speeding

April 1st 2002:
I was riding my bike to school
And I was hit by a Chevrolet
But no one believed me
It was April Fool's day
December 25th 2008
At 3:25 a.m
I am standing in the middle of a room full of sleeping men
Counting them
How did I get here?
I deserve to be loved
How did I get here?
What made me need this money so much?

Who knows where we go
When we die?
Who cares? I'm just glad to be alive
Who knows where we go
When we die?
Who cares? I'm just glad to be alive
Who cares? I'm just glad to be alive
Who cares? I'm just glad to be alive