Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
I was a sexy little viper room
In the corner of a King Tut tomb
When the hate train started
Goin' 'Choo-choo'

I was a rat on a burnin' ship
And when we sunk, our fire got put out
It was just like the great plague
Just like the birth of underwear

[Chorus]
Hey dude, I hate everything you do
But Im trying really hard to not hate you
Hating you wont make you suck any less

[Verse 2]
I was a wheel in a war machine
Now Im a toilet in a restaurant
Somebodys gotta do it
I know my place

I was a baby-killin' Cadillac
Now Im a drug induced heart attack
Somebodys gotta do it
I know my place

[Chorus]
Hey dude, I hate everything you do
But Im trying really hard to not hate you
Hating you wont make you suck any less

[Bridge]
Have you ever wanted to be
Have you ever wanted to see
Someone better
In the mirror?

Have you ever wanted to go
Have you ever wanted to know
Somewhere greener?
Somewhere cleaner?

I bet you've got somethin' beautiful in mind

[Verse 3]
Theyre gonna beat me till Im black and blue
Give me a Kokopelli face tattoo
And Ill tell you a secret
'Kreuz' is German for 'Williams'

In the blood cult of the misled youth
Ive got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
Let me tell you some weird shit
There's gonna be a big old Civil War inside my house tonight

[Chorus]
Hey dude, I hate everything you do
But Im trying really hard to not hate you 'cause
Hating you wont make you suck any less
And hating you won't make me suck any less
Hating you wont make you suck any less