Lyrics:

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead

Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need

[Chorus:]
I've got a the straight edge

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
'Cause I know I can cope

Laugh at the thought of eating ideas
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a crutch