Lyrics:

(Radio reporter)
'Good evening ladies and gentlemen this is Andy Asprey with BLX breaking news
As we speak three georgeous fly girls are on their way to change somebody's life and make you go....'
Whooooo

Kelly was the blond girl, Sally was the brown
Divinia was a sex god, but always outta town
Here's the situation 'bout the chicken gang of three
They came across to toss the coin to figure out who'd be fucking me
I ain't into playing, I ain't into sex I said
I called the band to have a jam
And kill a case of BECK's instead

Use your illusion, confusion is sexy
Here's my solution
I said: 'Come on, baby'
TAXI!
Whooo

My mind is struck I can't control
I'm tangled up in ways to go
Can't help myself and what I do
Is selfconversation that makes me go
Whooooo

(Radio reporter)
'Surveys report that 85% of the worlds male population can't stand the chance of a one-night-stand
This is Andy Asprey with BLX news...'

Sally moved to Texas, Kelly goofed around
Divinia was so sexed up she was coming back to town
A kinky situation but Divinia's played it cool
Shouldn't I or should I sell my principles for you
The moral of the story is so easy to be told
Don't blow the chance advancing you but be aware when it unfolds

Use your illusion, confusion is sexy
Here's my solution
I said: 'Come on, baby'
TAXI!
Whooo

My mind is struck I can't control
I'm tangled up in ways to go
Can't help myself and what I do
Is selfconversation that makes me go
Whooooo
Is selfconversation that makes me go
Whooooo

(Radio reporter)
'So much for the surveys ladies and gentlemen, they're so naf, before we start off
Still to come is tomorrows forecast so don't go away we'll be right back after the break...'

My mind is struck I can't control
I'm tangled up in ways to go
Can't help myself and what I do
Is selfconversation that makes me go
Whooooo

Whooooo
My mind is struck I can't control
I'm tangled up in ways to go
Can't help myself and what I do
Is selfconversation that makes me go
Whooooo
That makes me go whooooo
That makes me go whooooo
Is selfconversation that makes me go

(Radio reporter)
'Ah huh, thank you for your kind attention, ladies and gentleman, all the best
And we will see you again tomorrow. Back to you, Roger'