Lyrics:

I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams
The secret
Here's a message for the girls about vaginas
And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
Mind your labia, they're never out of danger
If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
It's the crablouse that's out to get ya
It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
Shake your pussy when the bastard's there
It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite
Ahhh, yeah
Ahhh, yeah
The little vampire, horny and so greedy
It doesn't care about a penis and its envy
It's intelligent, it's nasty, and it's sick
A party animal, a pervert and a pig
If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
Stumbles through your body right into your vulva
Then waits patiently until a penetration
Gets it out of there and right into salvation

It's there to stay, sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite
My love machine, my maddest dream
It turns me on, it makes me come
Ahhh, yeah
Ahhh, yeah
Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
It's unbearable, funky and so cool
A real smartass and nobody's fool
If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
We all know that it's connected with his scrotum
He might tell you that his undie is too tight
You will know that it's the crablouse, and you're right
It's there to stay, it sucks all day
It's there to bite, my parasite
My love machine, my maddest dream
It turns me on, it makes me come
Ahhh, yeah
Ahhh, yeah
Ahhh, yeah
Ahhh, yeah