Well Berkeley;s full of heathen scum I should know I am one I'm a drunken junkie bum Then there's those Berkely bitches Think they'll go from rags to riches Hang out on University But now they've got my herpes You give them enough cash They'll do anything you ask They'll take it They'll take it up the ass Then there's those Berkely bad boys Don't know how to use there dicks as toys They only use them to pee So I taught them something kinky Now they're fetid virgin killers Mother rapers and hooker thrillers They'll bend you down to your knees Steamy musous is set free We're the people who raped your mom She warned you against our mob We chained her up to the toilet That cunt did grind we blew her jets We're all degenerate trash Ridin the mud train up your ass We'll be your friends and rip you off Stick pig brains up grandmas's cunt