Lyrics:

Mark Foley was right
There are no ghosts in this town
There is no reason to fear
There are no obstacles here

Mark Foley was right
There are no barriers for medicine
Mark Foley was right
There are no barriers for shame

Audience please
Every minute matters

All he ever wanted was a detonator

Colin is a pussy
A very pretty pussy
Colin is a pussy
A very pretty pussycat

Colin is a wide eyed, wanton, hopped up
Hole of hail and hate
Felt him slide down the back of my leg
Found his hair by the castanets
Made him mad from silence, made him;
Sick of the constant calm
Heard him sigh in the dead of the night
It's times like these that make him wish I'd fail

(note; The song refers not to the notorious ex-US politician Mark Foley but to the owner of the studio the album was recorded in, who shares the name. Also the lead singer, Andy Falkous' cat is called chicken, not colin)