Lyrics:
Don't you dare to shout she will serve you soonAnd don't you dare knocking with a tea spoonShe's a barmaidShe won't bring the coffee to your table, my dearYou better come over it's self service hereShe's a barmaid not your butlerWhatever she's doing don't you dare complainYou do that your coffee's down the drainShe's a barmaid she's no psychiatristShe doesn't want you playing with the sugarcubesShe don't like you bending straws into loopsShe's a barmaid she can't stand thatShe doesn't want you kicking the pinball machineYou're no good doing James DeanShe's a barmaid she's not a talent scoutTeabags in the ashtray she doesn't like at allAnd don't you kill the spider that is crawlingDown the wallShe's a barmaid she's good to animalsShe don't like you staring at her tits all dayShe can't stand lecherous boozers anywayShe's a barmaid she's not a pin-up girlAs sure as shit she don't wanna talk loveShe don't want you cooing like a turtle doveShe's a barmaid she's not your girlfriendShe's waiting for a real man whoever he isShe knows he'd never come into a place like thisShe's a barmaid she's good to animals