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Lyrics:
Don't you dare to shout she will serve you soon And don't you dare knocking with a tea spoon She's a barmaid
She won't bring the coffee to your table, my dear You better come over it's self service here She's a barmaid not your butler
Whatever she's doing don't you dare complain You do that your coffee's down the drain She's a barmaid she's no psychiatrist
She doesn't want you playing with the sugarcubes She don't like you bending straws into loops She's a barmaid she can't stand that
She doesn't want you kicking the pinball machine You're no good doing James Dean She's a barmaid she's not a talent scout
Teabags in the ashtray she doesn't like at all And don't you kill the spider that is crawling Down the wall She's a barmaid she's good to animals
She don't like you staring at her tits all day She can't stand lecherous boozers anyway She's a barmaid she's not a pin-up girl
As sure as shit she don't wanna talk love She don't want you cooing like a turtle dove She's a barmaid she's not your girlfriend
She's waiting for a real man whoever he is She knows he'd never come into a place like this She's a barmaid she's good to animals
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