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[Female Announcers]
And now, for America's #1 show: The Hood Connection
With your host: Rob Ethan!

[Tech N9ne performing the show's theme]
Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's the Hood Connect, we give what the bitch will take
The Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's just the Hood Connect, da da duh-duh-duh dadadada

[Host Rob Ethan and Crowd]
Well, hello, and welcome to the Hood Connection
Today's contestant happens to be torn between three women
That's his wife, his bitch, and his girl
Boooo!
Ha ha ha, I can't wait to see how this one pans out
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[ Host Rob Ethan and Contestant ]
And we're back on the Hood Connection
When we left, our contestant had a choice between his wife...
His bitch...
His girl...
Or you can take them all for the win with the spin of that wheel
What's it gonna be?
I think I'm gonna go for the spin, Rob, I'm gonna go for the spin
He's gonna go the spin!
Ok here we go, I gotta spin this motherfucker
*Wheel spinning*
Ah!