Lyrics:

I want to find a woman who smiles when she swallows I want to find a lover That dives in the shadows I always have to stop So I never see what follows how can you shoot a gun When you can't get the ammo we could have the time of our lives We could stay awake all night her open gusset tights are tied together Used leather, hanging loose will she take a bribe To relieve all my sorrows I'll need a sherpa guide Her insides are so hollow her slut designer jeans Take hours to unravel she finds it hard to talk with her mouth full of gravel