Lyrics:

This is a story 'bout a friend of mine
He's abnormally intelligent
He could bust a phatty rhyme
Even when he got up in the blunt (In the blunt!)
But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town
He let her take him away from me and so I had to ask him how

That's when he said
'She takes advantage of me
She takes advantage of me
She takes advantage of me
She takes advantage of me
She takes advantage of me
She even knows when I pee
I think eventually
She'll make a meal out of me'

Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
And one of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

That's why I'm talking to you now

Sarah lives with Bradley now
I guess that is how she wants her shit
He needed a place to stay
So it's of mutual benefit (What the fuck?)
And I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday
She sat down and spilled her guts to me
That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay

Instead she said
'He takes advantage of me
He takes advantage of me
He takes advantage of me
He takes advantage of me
He takes advantage of me
He even knows when I pee
I think eventually
He'll make a meal out of me'

Because his love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
And one of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

I'm talking to, that's why I'm talking to
That's why I'm talking to, that's why I'm talking to
Talking to, it's why I'm talking to
It's why I'm talking to, it's why I'm talking, talking
Talking to you

Because your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
And one of these days I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

That's why I'm talking to you now
That's why I'm talking to you now
That's why I'm talking to you now
That's why I'm talking to you now