Lyrics:

I work at the 7-11,
That's how I get all my pay.
Sometimes I work all the night,
Sometimes I work all the day.
I sell junk to all of my friends,
I sell almost everything.
Pizza pies and chicken pies,
Even eraseable pens.

I'm just an average guy,
Every day I risk my life.
Please don't kill me tonight,
There's just a twenty in the register, alright?

Strange things happen to me every day,
My boss says you just learn to say:
All I do is wait and wait and pray:
'Will I make it through another hectic day?'
Every hour I super sceme my life,
My parents wondering if I was raised up right.
I got three cameras to film the bloody sight
Of people who may just murder me tonight.

I'm just an average guy,
Every day I risk my life.
Please don't kill me tonight,
There's just a twenty in the register, alright?

My work also has it's benefits,
I get to watch people rob all that they can fit
Into their coats and pockets with hand
Because no one is afraid of the 7-11 man.
Cokes, jelly beans, and bagels so right,
Candy bars and chewing gum all through the night.
Six more hours the sun will rise
And I'm just a working man who wants to survive.

I'm just an average guy,
Every day I risk my life.
Please don't kill me tonight,
There's just a twenty in the register, alright?