Lyrics:

I saw it on a cereal box
'Said it costs just three mere bucks
I shipped it off with seven tops
And waited by the mail.
In seven weeks it finally came
I ripped the box without no shame
I turned it on, it fell apart but that was just the start.
I know the time is right
Won't let the chance go by.
I'll give it one more try before I send
Before I send it back.
I met her at an Eastown bar
I knew it wouldn't go real far.
I called her up, we had a date, another after that.
Then there was a sudden change
The silly girl forgot my name
I knew it was just all her game but it could not be the same.